Cloverfield Cloversucked

…if you get car sick, like I do. I loved the movie, I loved the way it was filmed, but christ I had to turn away more times than the first time I laid eyes on tubgirl or lemonparty. But, it was worth it.

I’m terrible at reviews and I know most people don’t care, but here is the jest, less the spoilers. The way the film was recorded and presented allowed me to get closer and feel more attached to the characters. Quite possibly one of the most intense military scenes in a movie I’ve seen, in terms of immersiveness(I don’t think this is a word).

I’d recommend this movie to anyone with an appreciation for non-traditional movies. Those of you looking for a man in a costume, ala Godzilla, need not apply. Also, don’t forget a dose of Dramamine before attending, there were literally dozens of people who left the theater, due to motion sickness. Again, worth it.

Cloverfield Has Been Hiding

I’m impressed, a movie that has allowed nerds to fall over each other for clues and spoilers has remained a secret all the way up to a week before opening night. Of course tonight the movie Cloverfield will be opening nationwide, but until prescreenings started a week ago no ‘real’ movie clues had been found. Instead, the marketing department of J.J. Abrams decided that an ARG (alternative reality game) would provide sufficient buzz and it looks like it worked.

For those of you not familiar with ARG’s, it’s a fairly new style of marketing that companies are now trying out to establish a ‘buzz’ about their product. Nine Inch Nails did it for their latest album Year Zero, Halo 2 did it with their ‘I love bees’ campaign, and now Cloverfield has marked itself in the ARG playbook as well. While I didn’t contribute to any of these games, I did enjoy following all the nifty clues, details, and speculation that follows such an event. Unforums provided the background for the Cloverfield ARG and many others for those that are interested.

Probably what I enjoyed most about this little social experiment was the fact that spoilers were hunted and I have no self control when it comes to them. Myself and others were tired of speculating since July over what the monster looked like and a week ago we were given our first picture of it and even YouTube videos of the nasties that will be in the movie. But I am truly impressed that with so many technonerds looking for clues that we didn’t have something sooner, Cloverfield had hid himself very well. Congratulations to the J.J. and everyone involved with keeping it a secret for so long.

I’m looking forward to checking the movie out tomorrow night with my wife. I’m taking my Dramamine, drinking some 7-up, and hopefully be entertained for a little longer than the standard 90min porno.

When Did December Get Here?

Oh Christ, where have I been? It seems like just yesterday I was sweating outside, forcing myself to finish mowing my yard, weed eating, building flower beds, and other general outdoorsy fun summer stuff. Damn’t!!!111 Now I have to go Christmas shopping!

It’s been a long couple of weeks, but the good news is that my prescious little daughter is finally sleeping throughout the night now. Like clockwork we can put her down at 6:30 in the evening and she does not wake back up until 6:00 or so in the morning. Freaking awesome! Also, she is doing well, check out my flickr images on the right if you haven’t yet.

So when did December get here? Was it when the sun started setting at 5:30 pm so that getting things done after work was no longer an option? Was it when shorts on the weekend gave me little bumps all over? Or, was it when my wife pulled me, kicking and screaming, into the attic to bring down Christmas decorations? Oh well, doesn’t really matter, it’s here and the rush is on.

To The Bastard in Denmark…

I hate you and although I’ve never met you, I think you are the ugliest piece of skum sucking parasitic fecal mass that’s ever been born. The thought of you makes me want to jam my finger down my throat to get the taste out of my mouth and my eyes bleed from the anger you’ve placed in my head.

I wish you would get hit by a car and die.

Why do I hate you?

You used MY credit card number to buy shit. I don’t know where you got it, from one of my many internet transactions maybe? Was it a random guess? It does not matter, whatever you bought is shit and was not worth the pain and frustration it caused me. I hope you die.

Signed,

Chris

P.S. I hope you catch some sort of flesh eating bacteria that kills you slowly and you die a horrible, tormenting, violent death. Everything is too good for such a parasitic life form, fucking die.

Baby Nails Has Arrived!

I’ve been away, I’ve been busy, and I’ve been missing out on a lot of sleep. But it has been worth it! On Sept 4 at 7:09PM Emma was born. She’s healthy, mom’s healthy, and Dad is as proud as they come.

I’ll shove enough pictures down your throat to choke a horse as soon as I get time to upload all 500. For now, enjoy these little gems.

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Playing Along

Is it the dog days yet? I can remember back years ago when I used to look forward to a summer evening, weekend, or gasp…vacation. Unfortunately the workload never seems to end and my plate keeps getting bigger. It’s hot.

The things that consumed my time the MOST in the past 30 days are:

  • Nursery Remodel
  • Yard Work
  • House Work
  • WoW
  • My first move from shared hosting to dedicated. (still in the process of)
  • Honey Do’s (seeing after my impregnated wife) :)
  • Selling Ice Macines

What a way to spend the summer, hopefully I’ll bust out some serious online $$$ making idea. Set that bitch on auto and actually get to enjoy next summer with my new daughter.

Xbox Live Rehash

Well, I never received a call back from Microsoft in regards to my Xbox Live Gold account being banned from using a credit card. Therefore I simply went out, bought a prepaid card, and went about my business.

Also, celebrating finally getting my account back, I rented an HD video off of the site. No review just yet, but I can tell you I was downloading on a 10MB line for 6hrs and was only about half way done. I know I wasn’t downloading at max speed, since the file size was only 6gb, it shouldn’t take that long.

Baby Got A New Pair of Shoes

Yesterday and today has been absolutely beautiful, really one of the nicest weekend yet for 07. I like to spend the majority of my time away from the computer, so this weekend was spent working on my project car, Tang. Not only did I get her tuned up, but I also bought her some new rims and tires.

92 Mustang LX

92 Mustang LX

And one last picture featuring the proud father.

92 Mustang LX & Nails

Hopefully I’ll get the opportunity to get it Dyno Tuned next week so that I can get some reliability out of it. As it stands right now it will either die on ya or rip the pavement out of the ground, no real middle ground. ;)

Xbox Live Gold Cancelled, Credit Card Banned

I’m a gamer, I own an Xbox 360, and gosh dang’t I play on Xbox Live. I’ve enjoyed uninterrupted service for the past 3-4 years, until today. Long story short, don’t let your Credit Card on file expire, now read below for the long story.

1 week ago I received a letter in the mail stating that my Xbox Live Gold membership was about to be suspended because my credit card on file had expired. The letter suggested I update my payment profile through the console Live Dashboard or call a 800 number. My first attempt was a few days later via the dashboard…

First simply updating the expiration on my credit card failed, with an ambiguous message I might add. I couldn’t tell by the message if my credit card had been declined or if it simply wasn’t connecting to the server to run a check. Taking on screen suggestions I tried adding a completely different card, same problem.

Second I tried getting online and updating my account information via billing.microsoft.com, again greeted with the same ambiguous message. As a last resort I finally called the Xbox Live customer support line.(which is apparently a term they use very loosely -nails)

Surprisingly I was able to get through to a human being within a relatively short amount of time, let’s just say 3 mins of automated routing. Happy to be in touch with human, I figured my problem would be solved quickly, I figured wrong. After answering a number of questions I came to the realization the individual was trying to update my information the same way I had on my dashboard and he offered no other explanation.

“Get me the supervisor!”

Supervisor goes through the same song and dance, getting the same error I had received, yet with no explanation.

The 1 hour on the phone mark passed.

“Have someone call me back once this is fixed!”

After holding 1 more minute the rep came back to inform me that my account had been blocked from using any credit card. This was all due to the fact that my original credit card, which had been used for 3 years, expired. Instead of simply suspending my account until I updated, my account was blocked, locked, and my 1700 MS points were left to rott.

I’m waiting for a call back within the next 2 days to find out if they were able to recover my account. As of now it’s up in the air, as the supervisor had no  words of optimism of my reclaiming my original gamer tag. Oh well, I wanted a reason to purchase a PS3 anyway.

/end long story….for now.

Blue Man Group Humps My Face

I was given the opportunity to check out the Blue Man Group last night and got absolutely GREAT seats. It was the first time I had seen them in person and frankly all I knew before the show was that they liked Pentium Processors.

There was plenty of rock music, but I was impressed with the amount of show that they offered. Crowd participation, dry humor, and a regular band with 3 full drum sets beating in your ears…truly a spectacle. I’m not necessarily a fan and I wouldn’t have gone had my wife not been interested, but I’m glad I went. I would recommend their show to anyone that has the opportunity.

Enjoy the craptastic pics from my cell phone below.

Blue Man Group

Blue Man Group

Blue Man Group