Celebrating 2 Years of NailsBlog.com
Just happened to be going through some old posts and low and behold June was the 2 year anniversary of Nailsblog.com! Can’t say it’s really been a fun ride, actually barely tolerable, but I have learned a lot. The most important thing that I’ve learned is that the majority of guru’s don’t know the difference between there ass and a hole in the ground. Generally speaking they are applying some half-ass butterfly marketing concept they read on the net from another empty headed douche bag.
Something else that I’ve learned, when dealing with people online looking to earn a buck, is that being nice does NOT pay off. In the real world it does, but when helping people online it’s generally better just to spit in their face and walk away. If they don’t know how to use a search engine to at least get a dirt floor grasp of a concept, then they aren’t worth the greasy stuff at the top of my butt crack.
To be honest, this blog was originally started to help support P2P, torrents, and other piracy deeds. In my previous life I was involved heavily in some places that were shut down…in a not nice way. Since the start of the blog the following things have changed my ways and outlook on life in general:
- I got married.
- I had a daughter.
- I bought a house.
- I bought a dog.
- I learned that life meant nothing before #1 and #2 happened.
- I learned that friendships online are just as important as real life friendships.
Thanks for everyone that has been with me so far and I look forward to at LEAST another 2 years of prosperous endeavor seeking blog crap. I leave you with what my daughter thought of her very first sparkler on her very first fourth of July.
Top 5 FeedBurner Feeds
I know there is nothing hardcore statistically correct about my method for finding the top 5 FeedBurner feeds, but I found the information interesting nevertheless. To be honest I’m not sure if the list contains the most subscribers, highest page rank, or search volume, but Google seems to think these are the top 5 feeds worth subscribing to.
- Adventure Sports - No subscriber feed listing number of feedburner subscribers but he does have a FeedBurner email signup, RSS Icon, Google Reader, and Bloglines subscription chiclet.
- My Way The Entrepreneur Network - Again, no listing of how many RSS subscribers, but the site does offer Kindle, FeedBurner, and FeedBlitz RSS subscription Icons.
- Rede WebTuga - Site is down, notice of the future home of Rede WebTuga Feedburner Network.
- BizJournals - They offer two locations where a user can subscribe to their feed, simple text, and then bright orange RSS button and box above the content.
- The Conservative Blog Network - Network of various blogs, usually displaying simple RSS buttons and an email signup.
Unfortunately I don’t feel like I really learned anything from the list above, other than the power of having an email signup to subscriptions. Obviously this will offer 2 benefits, one you get more subscribers and a way to get your updates directly to their inbox, where they are more likely to check everyday…unlike some Readers that are used rarely. Second, you are starting to build a list of emails that can be accessed via FeedBurner and used for other marketing purposes.
Now, what value does being on the list above have to the site owners…probably none considering any searches will result in actual blog pages being found. However, it’s still neat to see what’s most popular out there in the eyes of Google.
Necessary Scheduling
In the past it’s never been a problem for me to find a little bit of time to make a single post a day, sometimes more on my multiple blogs. However, since I now have a little mouth to feed, and often times at all hours of the night, I’m exhausted and don’t have the time needed to commit to blog posting. Well, with a little bit of searching I found a solution to my problem, future blog posting.
According to Wordpress.com you can type out a post, just as you normally would, and then edit the time stamp to the time you want it actually published. Therefore, I can now make multiple blog posts, when I have time, set the stamps to auto-publish once a day and walk away. It’s a perfect solution to those days when being productive just isn’t an option.
For a full explanation on Future Blog Publishing check out the official Wordpress site.
phpBay Review
Let me start by giving a brief over view of the Wordpress plugin phpBay. It’s a tool used to help integrate you’re eBay affiliate marketing with any Wordpress powered blog. By entering a few variables and filters you can easily add a list of eBay items into your post with each link automatically containing your referral link. It’s not a free plugin and requires a one time fee for unlimited domains for $39.
Who could benefit from such a plugin?
Almost any blog could benefit from this plugin. Chances are even personal blogs go into details about certain products from time to time and this is just another tool in your shed of marketing. However, just because you could benefit from the plugin doesn’t mean it’s for everyone. eBay affiliate commissions can be minimal and require substantial traffic to convert to anything worth getting a check for.
Can it be used with other advertising programs?
Typically when people ask this they mean, ‘Can I use phpbay with Adsense and not get banned?’ Yes, you can use this side by side with Google Adsense, because it is not a form of contextual advertising.
List me the Pros of phpBay.
- plain and simple installation, exactly like every other WP plugin.
- decent selection of options to make sure you display the right eBay items.
- fairly inexpensive for what you get.
- good customer support.
- does not require a mysql database, therefore ideal for light weight hosting.
List me the Cons.
- only one instance of phpBay ads can be displayed at one time, therefore you must place phpBay ads after the <more function. (See below for more of my frustration in this.)
- not enough options. Although decent I’d like to see the ability to integrate it into sidebars, not just in posts and better category selections.
- costs money. Yes I did list that as a Pro, but as many free WP plugins that are available, this should be one too.
Summary
It was a decent purchase and defintely not a waste of money like so many other programs and scripts available out there. I would consider this plugin juvenile in it’s existence and would hope for some more development in the very near future. The inability to display more than one instance of itself on a page is very frustrating and should at least be remedied with a short cut fix.
Adsense Deluxe is a perfect example of a plugin that was designed to work with no more than X instances of itself on a page. This should be easily integrated into phpBay so that if it detects more than one instance of itself on a page it doesn’t load the others. As it stands now, it will screw up your RSS feed without placing the code after the <more tag.
Currently there is nothing else really to compare it to in the marketplace of Wordpress plugins. However, when compared to other eBay affiliate tools like BuildANicheStore, it has a long way to go. Check back soon for my review on BANs.
ScribeFire Humps My Face
Perhaps I’m behind the times or maybe I just hadn’t found a use for the application yet, but let me tell you I absolutely love ScribeFire. This little plugin for FireFox allows me to blog to any of my multiples of blogs (see blogroll for an idea) from one location.
ScribeFire automatically manages all of my blogs from one location, by logging in and retrieving previous posts, tags, pages, and the ability to keep notes. I know right now I’m just scratching the surface but damn, it’s already making my life easier. We’ll see if I have any login issues once I get around to upgrading to the latest WP release. eeek?!
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Bummer Summer
My internet marketing and sales took off for the first time, in it’s existence this past fall and peaked just after the first of the year. The bummer is that since it turned hot, my traffic has decided to take nose dive into a cool swimming pool. What’s the answer?
I’ve learned that a diverse portfolio does no good, unless you plan for the dog days. Knowing trends is beneficial in keeping a steady income, instead of crossing your fingers and hoping for the best each month. This uneasy income flow has caused me to create a few goals for myself.
1.) Don’t play so much during the summer time, I still have to work, no matter how nice outside it gets.
2.) I know kids are outside playing, because it is nice, so my MySpace targeted sites are gonna drop. Likewise for my gaming blogs, I’ll need to add MORE content to keep their attention and gear content towards a summer time theme.
3.) Plan accordingly, I should have a summer time themed website and/or network of sites. Who cares how full my plate is, I want consistency dagnabbit(1 word or 2?).
4.) Buy new window blinds.
5.) Sell any one of my sites to Google and retire at the ripe old age of 25.
Playing along…
I’m usually the person to break a forward and have everlasting bad luck for the rest of my life, but this time I’m gonna play. Yesterday I received note that I had been blog-tagged(not to be confused with bag-tagged) and I needed to post 5 things about myself others might not know.
Thanks for the tag Mrs. Bailey.
1. I quit smoking 1 week after getting married. Still clean, which others thought I couldn’t do and I’m on month 4 at this point.
2. I’d rather drink my mothers warm urine from a rusty bucket than play a board game.
3. I think racial profiling is a good thing.
4. My house received some damage a few months ago due to flooding. My house is not in a flood plane and the city I live in has already received over 20″ above normal rainfall. No flood insurance.
5. Although tentative, my 5 year goal is to earn enough from Adsense and Affiliate Sales that I will not have to work for someone else, ever again. I set this goal 4 months ago and it looks like it will be sooner than 5 years.
I’m willing to bet these people will not follow suit, mainly because I’m too lazy to PM all of them like Cricket did, but maybe they will see me in their stats. Just maybe.
Ok, now I need to tag a few peeps to keep this viral seobs rollin: Cass Knits, irregular, bullet proof, webpuffs, wonova
Theme Modification
It seems I’m still trying to find a theme that fits my blogging style and mood. Today, I think I may have found it, after a little bit of modification this one just might stick. The theme being used is ChaoticSoul by Bryan Veloso and the basic installation does not fulfill my SEO needs, so bring out the tools.
I’ll briefly highlight some of the minor changes I’ve made thus far. First and foremost I need to have my blogs name at the top and NOT ChaoticSoul. Afterward, it’s important to me to have some distinction between my theme and the thousands of others being used in standard form. I’ve compiled a few images that embody everything I’m about on the net and used them as my left/right images in the header, I think the end product is nice.
Search engines give my blog intermittent love and usually sends visitors to a single page, possibly months back in the archives. This is great, however with that single_post template they have no idea what my blog is about. By installaing FuzzyPosts and placing a latest_posts.php in my singlepage template visitors can now see my last 10 posts in the sidebar.
What bothers me is that this theme does not include a blogroll standard, it must be added to your sidebar. You can get your blog roll up and running again by placing the code ?php get_links_list(); ?> anywhere in the ChaoticSoul sidebar where you want your links to show up.
For now, that’s about as far as I’ve made it, although I’m far from being finished. Throughout the day I’ll be modifying my AdsenseDeluxe so that my ads blend with the template. Hope others enjoy this template as much as I do.
Losing Readers
Man, I just don’t know how I’m going to pay the electric bill this month. Nor do I know how much longer I’m going to even have a presence on the internet, especially considering all the readers I’ve lost do to my PayPerPost involvement.
I’m sure the 10’s of thousands of readers I’m losing to ignorance will eventually ruin me. Personally, this is the first hate link I’ve ever received…freakin sweet, more backlinks. ![]()
ShortStat Error
A few days ago I started receiving error messages within my Wordpress ShortStat reporting. Where it was supposed to be reporting on my latest referrers and keywords instead of was being shown mySQL errors. Database errors intimidate me…I won’t lie, so I contacted my hosting provider.
Lucky for me, it was an obvious fix and was handled immediately after contacting Serverplace.net. Apparently there were temporary files that needed to be purged from my server before new stats could be ‘recorded’. Of course this is the simple answer, but was enough to make me happy and see where my commentors are coming from. ![]()



