It’s time for yet another edition of Thursday Throwdown in which I complain and generally bitch about the things that annoy me. You’d think this time of year would provide plenty of material, but alas, people are being overly polite to me lately.
At any rate, here comes a list of annoyances I cannot avoid.
- People who sit directly beside me in an empty restaurant.
- How can people afford nice shoes, nice coats, but not deodorant?
- At some point during the evolution of man they forgot the basics of merging into traffic.
- Despite what my dog may do, your dog is not allowed to shit in my yard.
I know there are more, but at this time my creative bones are restrained from lack of caffeine. I’m sure I’ll post again before Christmas, but if I don’t I wish all my friends a Merry Christmas. Not a Happy Holiday, therefore if you do not celebrate Christmas, I wish you nothing. Get over it.